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Processing the Antminer S9 Hashboards , or, "Why do it the easy way when you can always spend a lot of time and energy finding a more difficult way" If you peruse the board regularly, you may have noticed my quandary that I managed to turn into a dilemma, simply by overthinking and excessive verbalization. I admit that I was buffaloed and cowed by my own rhetoric and surmisitorations (help, I couldn't find the end of surmise) when I realized I had about 1800 S9 Hash boards from Antminer crypto mining machines. Each board weighs two pounds with the 120 aluminum heat sinks, 60 each side, each extruded aluminum about the size of a dice (die). With the heatsinks on, they class as midgrade, @ 50 cents per pound, but Chris says if the heatsinks are removed, they upgrade to $1.50 per pound. The problem for me is i am 605 miles from Cleveland Ohio, and the volume occupied by this many boards along with the material I already had plus about a thousand pounds of power supplys means renting a larger truck or trailer for delivery. All this talking hasn't gotten the heatsinks removed from the hashboards. I first tried giving the heatsinks a little love tap(easy now Dave, don't damage the board by hitting it too hard. Turns out the gentle taps just tear the stuff underneath the heatsink, exposing the copper layer underside of the small gold plating and chips., When I was a young, I was a young know-it-all: now I am just an old forgot-a-lot, so I asked advice...heat guns, chizel (yeah, the way I mistreat tools, a chisel becomes a chizel-edge.). I heated and froze the boards, too hot to handle and too cold to touch. A heat gun did make some of them fall off, but others to stick even tighter. I even took a butcher knife and placed it along a row, smacked the knife with a hammer, and managed to knock some loose, but it "ruirnt" the knife's cutting edge (what is the sharp edge called?) So I gave up and resigned myself to delivering the boards intact at the midgrade price, rather than cleaning and selling the voluminous aluminum heatsinks locally...all 192,000. Today was a sprinkly damp day aftert a long dry spell, so I was working outside rearranging clutter before cold weather his my southside. My partner in this venture seemed to think the second week in December would be a suitable day to head north, so I decided to give the hashboards one more old "dropoutofcollege try". Now I don't claim to be a psychic mindreader, but sometimes I can read my own mine, and tell myself some things I have forgotten. Way back in '71, I was a skinny 150 pounder working at a rock quarry. A college kid, son of one of the bigwigs was working for the summer. He strutted his athletic weightlifter build, showing his disdain for us lesser males. The soft drink cans had just come out with the plastic rings bundling them. We would take the plastic holders, fold them so all six rings were folded into one circle. Then, placing the ring of plastic behind our head, and holding it with both hands, we would break it. One day, Mr. Atlas was again telling us how powerful he was, so we challenged him to break the plastic. Sure enough, he stretched, flexed, took deep breaths, and did everything proper for lifting weights, and slowly, slowy applied force. the plastic stretched a bit, and as you know, the soft pliable plastic, when stretched becomes rigid and tough. He could not break it. Skinny me, I nonchalantly whipped my hands behind my head and with a quick snap, broke it, all because of the sudden force that didn't give the plastic time to slow down and stiffen. I discovered "Eureka" without having to get into the bathtub, and I was calculating gold for Davy's pocket and not the kings crown. Don't try to tap gently or push the heatsinks loose. Whack them with a bigger hammer. Let the force and quickness of the blow pop them loose. I just had time to do a few before darkness creeped up around me. I managed to whack 11 boards in 15 minutes, without being organized for production. I do have a large vise mounted at waist high work level, with the jaws opened only wide enough that I can slide a board in, which will steady the board without having to wast time tightening and loosening th jaws. Tomorrow, I intend to try using a large heavy hoe (minus the handle) to try to remove and entire row with one blow, rather than several hammer blows. I aain't Paul Harvey, but now you know The Boring story
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